Neutron Experiment Gone Wrong!
Earlier today remains of Jimmy Neutron’s abnormally large head were found scattered around his secret fort in his Retroville backyard. His mother said it was an “experiment gone wrong”. Police said it was a nuclear explosion. Everything inside Jimmy’s hideout was completely destroyed, even his robot dog Godard. Judy (Jimmy’s mother) said “Jimmy was trying to make a potion specifically designed to decrease the size of his peanut shaped head…” We interviewed Sheen, one of Jimmy’s closest friends. “Poor Jimmy! If only Suzie would stop making fun of his head then maybe he might have lived!” Sheen claims Suzie was the center of harassment concerning Jimmy. So we walked over to Suzie’s house and she denied everything.
Jimmy’s “secret” hideout (a shed in the back of his house that says “Jimmy’s Secret Fort”) is a triple-decker underground shed fully equipped with the highest technology known to man. Even top-secret government scientists can’t get a hold of this equipment. Jimmy’s parents were faced with criminal charges due to the illegal technology.
The potion that exploded in Jimmy’s fort was a mixture of action figures, squirrel fur, and tree nuts. We suggest anyone within a 4 mile radius evacuate immediately.
